February 2010
January 2010
pretty-handsome-awkward:
Mindless Self...
fuckyeahmashups:
Unknown artist - Craig David vs...
sulmoney:
styles p and dj green lantern...
How to Catch A Puck With Your Face 101 →
Okay, so I have a ‘thing’ about NY teams, the Islanders being one of them…but, I feel so bad for this kid.
Caps v. Islanders, 1/26/10.
“But charm is more valuable than beauty. You can resist beauty, but you...”
– Audrey Tautou (Irene), Hors de Prix (Priceless), 2006.
sigur ros announce indefinite hiatus →
crookedindifference:
jesuisperdu:broderick:
“It was announced today in an article published by UK newspaper The Guardian that ambient post-rock band Sigur Ros is taking a break while band members “have babies” and “work on solo projects.”“
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i fucking wanted to see that band in concert at least once. fucking blows.
god dammit.
SEX.
feelingfeisty:
You’re probably not getting enough of it.
the truth? it hurts…
Story #3504 →
Today I made new friends in my dorm by passing out the cupcakes that were left over from my niece’s second birthday party that got cancelled because she got a fever so high she had a seizure and…
Story #3505 →
It’s hilarious to hear my father tell me he wasn’t being a racist when he was berating me for “dating a filthy Filipina.”
Story #3506 →
When I came home late and found the lawnmower in my bed, I realized my dad wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted the grass mowed “today.”
Story #3503 →
I was the last person to find out that I have Dissociative Identity Disorder and that one of my personalities has threatened my friends.
Story #3502 →
The day after I lost my virginity, I tried to send my parents the message subliminally by repeatedly setting the thermostat in the house to 69.
Story #3498 →
I lost the speech contest after I realized that the note cards I had were from my child birthing class and not about animal abuse.
Story #3500 →
It took him three hours and a host of anonymous message-board recommendations to decide that he wasn’t going to leave me for her.
Story #3499 →
The cop would have given me a speeding ticket had I not been wearing a complete ninja costume that Sunday morning.
Story #3501 →
We told my older sister that if she had wanted to decorate the tree with us, then she she should have gone to community college.
“I am one of the searchers. There are, I believe, millions of us. We are not...”
– James Kavanaugh
( This. Exactly.)
(via unebellemelodie)
(via skysignal)
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Pete Philly And Perquisite — Mystery...
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decibelss:
Amanda Blank - Shame On Me (VIKING...
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sexmusic:
dissolved girl // massive attack
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Story #3494 →
We were married for more years than she’s been alive.
Story #3497 →
Now that my sister is depressed, mom says it’s a “damnable disease,” but when I was depressed five years ago, I was just “a bitch”.
Story #3496 →
Discovering that window washers do still exist and discovering that I had no idea where my pants were happened at the exact same moment.
Story #3495 →
I came out to my family over 6 years ago and the most painful reaction came from my father who said, “I thought you were smarter than that.”
Story #3491 →
My brothers tears covered his face, his eyelashes sticking together, as he stomped his foot down and demanded that my mother stop choking me.
Story #3492 →
Rolled up black socks are strikingly similar to my compact umbrella in appearance, not functionality.
Story #3493 →
Three years after my mother and her father stopped dating, she added me on facebook.
Story #3490 →
Seeing my mother-in-law tangled up in her electric fence made me happy.
Story #3489 →
When she started the call by referring to her computer as her TV, saying she couldn’t bring up her “Wahoo,” I knew I was in for a fun call.
Story #3488 →
No one, not my mom or the doctor right in front of me, realized I was having a seizure.
Story #3485 →
As the weight of size 13 white velcro sneaker came down on my eight-year-old frame, I made a mental note to never again fake-kick anyone while wearing clogs.
Story #3487 →
Today my son not only discovered that he can avoid taking a nap by climbing out of the crib, but also, if he is extra quite and doesn’t wake up mommy, he can climb the fridge to eat the rest of the…
Story #3486 →
I opened my door to discover a neo-Nazi arborist.
